Pizza Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

A very wise Daria Morgendorffer once said: “There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can’t be improved with pizza.” A truer statement has never been spoken.

After all, pizza is a great thing. (You can keep your Domino’s, Pizza Hut, and other bullshit cheese/bread concoctions, though, because I live near the true pizza mecca: New Haven).  A true brick oven’d circle of wonder goes a long way. Shit, man. I could really go for a slice right about now.

My pal Erin has a pizza-themed tumblr, so I stole some of these little nuggets from her. Because pizza. You can check out her page here if you get a hankerin’ for some more hot and steamy pie.

Now if only some of these had bacon on top…

Even Jesus likes pizza! He is just as wise as Daria.


















Been there.


















Jane is Daria’s BFF. OF COURSE, she knows the deal.














Jack White’s new record will cook [pizza] for you.












This cat fucking LOVES pizza.















In sum, all pizza is awesome. But pizza from New Haven that has bacon on it is MORE awesome.

Thank you.