This is just ONE of the things I’ll be able to see at the New York State Fair next weekend in Syracuse. Also:

Rides, circuses, dancing bike riding bears, BMX stunts, and little piggies in racing silks scampering around a special racetrack.

And apparently like the world’s greatest Goat show.

What am I getting myself into?!?! My camera is gonna be working up a sweat.

This will literally be a dog and pony show.

(And oh yeah, I’m seeing JOURNEY, HEART, and CHEAP TRICK there! Even more ridiculous of an event!)