Chew on this, Macaulay Culkin: The latest in food-based cover bands is finally here! Meet Mac Sabbath, a Black Sabbath cover band that dresses up entirely as McDonald’s characters.

I’m going to say that again. They dress up as McDonald’s characters. Here is some photographic evidence of this absurdity:

Feast your eyes (and stomach!) on that!

The band’s Facebook page describes their music as “Drive Thru Metal” (AWESOME), and when you go to a Mac Sabbath show, you can expect “Black Sabbath’s music, hilarious fast food lyrics, smoldering clown heads with laser eyes, a giant purple gumdrop bass player, and Tony Iommi with a giant cheeseburger head,” which sort of sounds like a toddler’s nightmare.

That said, WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?

These are only the finest parody jams, my fellow readers. “Iron Man” has been scrambled and served up as “Frying Pan,” while “Paranoid” has been re-broiled as “Pair-a-buns.”

Extra cheese, anyone?