Watch Jeff Goldblum Rate Tattoos of…Jeff Goldblum


Like Bill Murray and (dare I say) Nicolas Cage, Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure. He’s an actor and man whose own celebrity has been re-fueled thanks to internet memes and strange public appearances. I mean, we’ve all seen him with his shirt off. We’ve all seen Jurassic Park. We’ve all heard that laugh. There’s just something about that Jeff Goldblum lilt that makes us roar with delight. Wow, this is getting pretty sexy, but after all, he is Jeff Goldblum.

GQ recently sat the actor legend down for a nice chat, having him react, comment and rate tattoos of his own mug. Goldblum does a deep dive of Jeff Goldblum tattoos, pointing out things like his manly Adam’s apple and some strange forehead veins. Check it out for the Goldblum anatomy, stay for the extra-Goldblumian pronunciation of “huevos rancheros.”

This video gets 10 out of 10 Goldblums. Life is good.