Are you a stunt man? Do you constantly get asked how you got your boo-boos? Save the deets for your upcoming auto-biography and save time with these funkyfresh hipster band-aids! Urban Outfitters sells them, but they’re currently out of stock.

I am the worst salesman ever, but at least I’m fully prepared to heal myself from a Ninja fight.

Why am I even posting this!?

P.S. I stole this from Lauren. K Cool.