Cee Lo Green is a pretty cool dude. He’s all tat’d up. He writes catchy, happy sounding songs that contain 100 F-Bombs in them. He’s got a joyful swagger (I mean, look at that smile!) And most importantly, he has an appreciation for so many different kinds of music (You can hear the passion in his voice when he talks about it). But even more most importantly: Cee Lo has one cool cat.

Look at this demon cat of beauty! Look at that beloved scowl! Oh, man. I want to be friends with this kitty. Cee Lo would be cool to be friends with too, but look at that pussy!

However – I did find out, heartbreakingly (not a word) enough, that Cee Lo’s cat Purrfect is indeed……A RENTAL. You see, Los Angeles is fucking weird. And you can do weird shit like rent animals for TV appearances. Except usually, when animals are rented, it’s for fictional purposes. “We need to find the best, angriest Cujo ever!” or “We need a boa constrictor that looks really pissed off and tries to swallow a small child!” and the like. Yet, Cee Lo rents this White Persian kitty to be his “secret weapon” on The Voice. Or so he says. I don’t know, man. I already told you Los Angeles is fucking weird.

This tidbit of information should make me like the notion of “Cee Lo’s cat” less, but dammit – look at that mug! I can’t help it. I love her. I’d rent the shit out of her, and then promptly return her once she clawed one of my eyeballs out.