Buy Me This: The ‘Nightmare on Elm Street’ Toaster

nightmareThis is sheer genius. I mean, who wouldn’t want to eat a piece of toast with Freddy Krueger on it!? Now all your dreams nightmares can come true.

If you’ve got $55, you can pick up your very own Nightmare on Elm Street toaster over at Urban Collector. Here’s the official word stuffs:

Nightmare On Elm St Toaster is an Urban Collector pre-order. He terrorized your dreams while you slept… and now Freddy Krueger haunts your breakfast when you wake up! But don’t worry — while the Springwood Slasher may have felt the burn, your bread and bagels will only endure the perfect amount of heat, toasting the shape of Freddy’s signature bladed glove into each slice. UL-tested and approved, our collectible toaster includes illuminated function buttons for Cancel, Reheat, and Frozen. The Nightmare on Elm Street logo appears on its stylish, glossy black finish. Watch out – it’s the bastard toast of a thousand loafs!

In all honesty, $55 is a little too steep, in my opinion, for a novelty toaster, but maybe the price will get slashed Freddy-style after its release.

The toaster is currently available to pre-order and is set to be released and shipped in August of this year.

 

 

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