Survivor Gabon Finale: How the hell did Susie get three votes!?

As you all know by now (since I’m a total slacker-type blogger and not writing this until two days later), that BOB CROWLEY won Survivor Gabon! The 58-year-old physics teacher beat out Susie and Sugar in a 4-3-0 vote that shocked and appalled us all, I’m sure. And not because Bob won…but because Susie actually…

Survivor Gabon: Ding-Dong the bitch is dead!

Spoilers. This week’s Survivor. DVR viewers beware…You know the drill.. Ok. What a terrible title for the weekly Survivor post. There are 3 reasons for this: 1) it’s before noon on a Saturday morning and that’s all the creativity I can spare. 2) I was up late at a Mindless Self Indulgence show and I’m…

Survivor Gabon: I should've posted this last week!

I didn’t do a Survivor post last week but here were the highlights from last week’s episode: -The tribes merged; formed new tribe Nobag (it’s ‘Gabon’ backwards! Einsteins, I tell you!) -Bob went to Exile; fashioned the best fake immunity idol this show has ever seen (Sorry, Jason) -Corinne continued being a loveable bitch (“Sugar…