This year’s Survivor season was the tits man. Like, for real. You might’ve been wondering why I never touched upon it on here (clearly, it’s one of my faves), and that’s because I was busy talking about it elsewhere! I had a guest stint over at Liz Tells Frank where I told Liz (and Frank,…
After this week’s disappointing, yet justice-filled episode of Survivor: One World, I tried really hard not to write about it. Why? Because I loathe Colton with a fiery vengeance. And even though that stupid little _______ (Noun) went down, I would have preferred to see his torch snuffed, while Probst shocked everyone with a brand…
A new season of Survivor brings us One World, but thanks to the Reality Gods, that certainly doesn’t equal One Love. Last night’s premiere was a solid start to what looks to be a great season of Survivor, despite a faulty challenge, wrist injury and lack of a tribal (BLASPHEMY!). But hey man – at…
A couple years ago, I used to love blogging about Survivor, and did so after almost every episode. Lately, there just hasn’t been much to report or care about. Until now. Ever since its debut in 2000, Survivor has been like television crack: a satisfying dose of weekly reality smackdowns. It forced its contestants to…
It’s safe to say that if you’re reading a blog about last night’s episode of a Reality TV show, you must’ve seen the episode, hence, will be unaffected by the inevitable spoilers that are coming as a result. Right? Ok, then.. Survivor: Redemption Island has really been a hard season for me to grasp ahold…
Scratch that. It’s not me, it’s them! I feel like the entire cast is on drugs. Kristina finds the idol. Smart. Kristina tells Phillip!? The dude obviously has serious mental problems and delusions of grandeur! Bad move. Really, really bad move. Kristina and “Franquesca” continue unraveling until they get to the most ridiculous tribal council…
Hey, East Coast! Survivor: Redemption Island starts in less than two hours! This is mostly a good thing. Survivor is a pretty rockin’ show: the Godfather of Reality TV (sorry, Real World). Plus, we get to see good ol’ Probsty again! He’s always good for a few laughs and witty catch-phrases. The downside? Boston Rob…
It’s officially official: two returning castaways will rejoin the tribes on the spring edition of Survivor …but let’s spoil that later on, shall we? (The spoiler will be located directly under the Survivor logo – read easy til then, and read below that to know who the returning douchebags castaways are.) CBS announced the cast…
In the same vein as past segments I wrote about twice and left for dead…it’s time for REALITY TV TRASH TALK TUESDAY! We all know I love my Reality TV and this season, the competition has been as fierce as ever. My top three shows for the season have been fantastical (Survivor), juvenile (The Challenge:…
Thank Jesus – Russell Hantz lost Survivor Heroes vs Villains and we will no longer be succumbed to seeing his weaselly little face on our television screens anymore! This is usually the time I’d post a nice photo of the guy or gal name dropped in the title, but frankly, I’m so sick of seeing…