The Holidays Are Here and I’m Just OK with It

So…uh….there’s that. The Holidays could not possibly be any more overblown, overdone, over-exaggerated, and other stupidass synonyms of these, too. Like, sure, joyous merryment to all mankind or whatever Jesus says, but what’s everyone’s excuse for being an asshole for those other 11 months of the year? Sometimes it just seems like a month-long binge…