Survivor HvV: Too much Sugar for the heroes

Survivor’s latest season premiered last week, pitting 10 of the show’s best heroes against 10 vicious villains in an all-star battle to the finish for the $1 million prize! And who doesn’t like rooting for heroes? (Full cast details here) Let’s get to the highlights, shall we? Reward Challenge #1: A dislocated shoulder (Steph), a…

Survivor Gabon Finale: How the hell did Susie get three votes!?

As you all know by now (since I’m a total slacker-type blogger and not writing this until two days later), that BOB CROWLEY won Survivor Gabon! The 58-year-old physics teacher beat out Susie and Sugar in a 4-3-0 vote that shocked and appalled us all, I’m sure. And not because Bob won…but because Susie actually…

Survivor Gabon: Ding-Dong the bitch is dead!

Spoilers. This week’s Survivor. DVR viewers beware…You know the drill.. Ok. What a terrible title for the weekly Survivor post. There are 3 reasons for this: 1) it’s before noon on a Saturday morning and that’s all the creativity I can spare. 2) I was up late at a Mindless Self Indulgence show and I’m…

Survivor Gabon: F**k the Jury

Spoilerrrrrrrrrs from last night Sugar, Sugar, Sugar. Crystal, Crystal, Crystal. You do know that the JURY are the ones who actually hand over the million dollars, right? And even though you loathe Randy, you still shouldn’t twist the knife to ensure that he does not give it to you, right? Anyone!? While writing Randy’s name…

Survivor Gabon: Stayin' Alive

Spoilerrrrrrrrrs from this week’s episooooode! Consider yourself warned! Professional Gamer Ken Hoang and his alliance-mate Crystal Cox barely escaped the chopping block, as last week’s top notch episode led into this week’s….well, top notch episode! An important social aspect of the game, Matty tells Sugar that Kenny and Crystal played her and that Ace had…

Survivor Gabon: Sweet, Sweet Sugar

Spoiler alert for this week’s episode. Don’t read if you haven’t watched….yada yada yada. I’m going to see how many blog entries I can write about Survivor that possess a pun about sugar. Because if you didn’t know: I LOVE HER. What a play! What a move! Crystal and Kenny should be kissing her ass…

Survivor Gabon: Playing with fire

This post contains spoilers for 10/16’s episode of Survivor: Gabon So why do I have a picture of Kota lying around doing nothing? Because seriously…this is apparently all they need to do to win this game. Lay back. Do nothing. Because Fang will self destruct and lose on their own. The tribes were even switched…