A "Drop Dead Fred" remake? Really!?

REALLY!?? Yeah…you probably don’t even remember this movie, so allow me to spark your memory: For some god forsaken reason, Universal has decided to remake “Drop Dead Fred,” and this time around, Fred will be portrayed by Russell Brand. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, GOD? WHYYY? Like seriously…who wakes up one morning and says, “Yanno what movie I’d like…