Survivor Gabon Finale: How the hell did Susie get three votes!?

As you all know by now (since I’m a total slacker-type blogger and not writing this until two days later), that BOB CROWLEY won Survivor Gabon! The 58-year-old physics teacher beat out Susie and Sugar in a 4-3-0 vote that shocked and appalled us all, I’m sure. And not because Bob won…but because Susie actually…

Survivor Gabon: Ding-Dong the bitch is dead!

Spoilers. This week’s Survivor. DVR viewers beware…You know the drill.. Ok. What a terrible title for the weekly Survivor post. There are 3 reasons for this: 1) it’s before noon on a Saturday morning and that’s all the creativity I can spare. 2) I was up late at a Mindless Self Indulgence show and I’m…

Survivor Gabon: Stayin' Alive

Spoilerrrrrrrrrs from this week’s episooooode! Consider yourself warned! Professional Gamer Ken Hoang and his alliance-mate Crystal Cox barely escaped the chopping block, as last week’s top notch episode led into this week’s….well, top notch episode! An important social aspect of the game, Matty tells Sugar that Kenny and Crystal played her and that Ace had…