Survivor Gabon Finale: How the hell did Susie get three votes!?

As you all know by now (since I’m a total slacker-type blogger and not writing this until two days later), that BOB CROWLEY won Survivor Gabon! The 58-year-old physics teacher beat out Susie and Sugar in a 4-3-0 vote that shocked and appalled us all, I’m sure. And not because Bob won…but because Susie actually…

Survivor Gabon: Ding-Dong the bitch is dead!

Spoilers. This week’s Survivor. DVR viewers beware…You know the drill.. Ok. What a terrible title for the weekly Survivor post. There are 3 reasons for this: 1) it’s before noon on a Saturday morning and that’s all the creativity I can spare. 2) I was up late at a Mindless Self Indulgence show and I’m…

So what do we think of Survivor: Gabon?

This post contains spoilers for the first 3 episodes of Survivor: Gabon. We’re three episodes into Survivor’s 17th season being held in Gabon, Africa. So far, we’ve seen Michelle, Gillian, and Paloma voted out: No loss there. The scheming has started, the starvation is setting in, and I imagine the crazy is about to begin.…