Torture Your Neighbors with This Spiked Godzilla Hoodie

Planning on robbing a bank, terrorizing your neighbors or maybe just stomping on random shit in your local grocery store parking lot? Then you definitely need this ferocious Godzilla hoodie! Now that we’ve almost forgotten the messy 1998 Bueller-ific remake,  romping about in a spiked sweatshirt with Godzilla scales, a scary mouth, and fully masked…

Introduce Some ‘Duck Tales’ into your Sexytimes

Have you ever wanted to make babies to that sulty, ever-so-sexy theme from Duck Tales, your favorite childhood cartoon? NOW YOU CAN! Thanks to the YouTubers Sunday Morning Slow Jams, you can now please your lady (or gentleman) to the sweet sounds of slow-jam style quacking – no really, she actually quacks! There’s even a nice…

The Littlest Winslow Turns 6!

This January marks the 6th blog-iversary for The Littlest Winslow! Reading posts from my first year or two is like stepping into some strange bizarro world. Not only does the writing mostly suck, but it’s crazy to think about how far my personal life has come in that time too. It’s some time-warping madness, I…

Self-serve Froyo… Meet Self-serve Beer

America is weird. In San Diego’s Pacific Beach neighborhood, there’s a new bar where customers can pour their own beers. It’s like self-serve froyo, except you serve yourself with deliciously frothy brews. The Barrel Republic on Garnet Ave. has the new iPourIt system in place. Customers wear a bracelet that tallies up your consumption each…