‘Out of Africa,’ Out of Sanity

On my last Epic Film Quest review, I said I really, desperately needed a home-run film to come up soon. Well fuck me sideways, Sydney Pollack’s 1985 Romance Drama Out of Africa was not what I was looking for. It took a lot out of me, kids. A lot. But it did have some cool…

Epic Film Quest: A Missed ‘Connection’

The latest movie on my quest to see every Best Picture winner in the history of forever was The French Connection, starring Gene Hackman and Roy Scheider. The film was the winner from 1971. It was directed by William Friedkin. I wasn’t a fan. I’m having another one of those “I didn’t really think this…

The Quest Continues with ‘The Artist’

Must. Watch. Every. Bestpicture. Winner. Ever. So I had pretty lofty ambitions with this one, but then my laziness and extreme nonchalance took over, and here I am! Check it out: In order to avoid writing about this year’s winner (which is entirely trendy and nauseating because everrrryooooneee has written about it), I was going…

‘Midnight Cowboy’: ‘Epic?’ Hardly

Alternative titles for John Schlesinger’s Midnight Cowboy: Kind of Bi-Sexual Cowboy Naked Cowboy Perverted Cowboy New York, I Really Love You And don’t forget its porn name: Southern Male Sluts It’s true: I frequently fear this quest of mine. I mention in almost every blog how inevitably I’m going to view films that, in my…

The Quest Takes Its Toll: ‘Platoon’

Movies, marathons, quests…yada yada yada… Next up on the never-ending film trek was 1986’s Platoon. This classic was mindblowingly awesome. Super-mega-ultra amazing. What changed this time around? Despite my extreme admiration for this Oliver Stone film, I just didn’t want to write about it. ARRRGG! Even as I sit here, I feel myself stewing. There’s…