This pool float will transcend your average pizza party, because now, your pizza party can be IN THE POOOOOOOL. This best-floatie-ever will set you back $34 on Amazon. While it’s a little pricey to buy your own entire pie, have your friends BYOP – the raft comes with a bungee connector that helps you link…
Nick Offerman is concerned about the youth of America. With the government telling us we should provide healthy alternatives for children in our school systems, “Farmer Daniel” seems to have the answer: welcome to the pizza farm! On the farm, there are “acres of pizza, kissed by the sun, stretching as far as the eye can see.” Sounds…
A very wise Daria Morgendorffer once said: “There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can’t be improved with pizza.” A truer statement has never been spoken. After all, pizza is a great thing. (You can keep your Domino’s, Pizza Hut, and other bullshit cheese/bread concoctions, though, because I live near the…
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