Keepin’ It Real: Valentine’s Day is Moronic.

Valentine’s Day really is the worst. Unless you’re under the age of 16, have been dating for under 30 days, or are just plain shallow as all hell, this blogger can’t seem to get his head around it. Do you really need a special, corporate-driven-and-created holiday to tell your special gal-pal or man-friend that his…

Vosges Bacon Chocolate is Fucking Delicious

My darling valentine got me this glorious gift set of assorted bacon chocolates by Vosges Gourmet Chocolates! This tasty little package came slam-packed with: One 3 oz Mo’s Bacon Bar, One 3 oz Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar, Two Flying Chocolate Pigs, Mini Mo’s Bacon Bar, Mini Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar, ΒΌ lb Bacon Caramel Toffee,…