In reality, if Body By Bacon was a real thing, it would probably be very similar to Dad Bod…except without all those screaming toddlers who just won’t Go the Fuck to Sleep. I found this shirt on Instagram and immediately got hungry. After I was done gawking at scrumptious #bacon for about an hour, I…
Onion…good. Sriracha…goooood. Bacon…well, duh. My good pal Erica posted this on my Facebook wall and said it was basically made for me. Um…yes, that is accurate. It is clearly a 9-1-1 NEED to know recipe here, you guys! So check this out, because this is what your weekend is going to look like: You’ll need:…
Just a couple hours ago, my co-worker and pal Zoe sent me a press release she received via her work email. We work in the real estate industry, so we frequently write about celebrity homes, hence, her getting an email with the following story attached: “UNITED CHURCH OF BACON TO BUY MAGICIAN PENN JILLETTE’S FORMER…
Hot sauce is happiness. Plain and simple. When presented with two culinary options, I will ten times out of ten choose the option that goes better with hot sauce (because food is simply a vehicle allowing us to choose our appropriate fiery condiment). This past weekend, I stumbled upon Greenport Fire while gallivanting around Greenport,…
Bacon and peanut butter are a match made in delicious piglet heaven. This recipe from Dude Foods takes it one step further…and deep fries the two culinary BFFs into tiny morsels of mouthwatering goodness. You will definitely want these balls in your mouth (yep…I’m 12). What’s so refreshing about this website is that they spare…
After discovering J&D’s bacon condoms, I really thought I had seen it all…that is, until I found this bacon-flavored lubricant over at Skulls & Bacon. Now, I’m left with feelings of wonder, curiosity, fear, unease…actually, yeah – I’m pretty creeped out by this. But my mind remains inquisitive. I have so many questions. The best…
If there’s ever a bizarre way to eat bacon, the Internet’s right on top of it. If foods such as Fried Twinkies and Fried Pickles and other Fried Anythings you find at random carnivals can exist, then surely the world has room for these Fried Bacon Wrapped Oreos. Because bacon. To be honest, bacon…
Thanksgiving is almost here and that means most Americans will eat the equivalent of 10 meals that day, while most people in the world have 0 meals, and also that we’ll be celebrating the massacre of a bunch of Native Americans because we’re entitled and HEY, THIS LAND IS OURS NOW. #Murica. If you’re going…
Is there any meal out there that you wouldn’t want to drown in a whiskey bacon cheese sauce? You know what? I’m going to say that again: Whiskey Bacon Cheese Sauce. Want. Need. This savory, smokey sauce (courtesy of Whiskey Bacon) can be added to any meat or pasta dish, and can also be sloshed…
A very wise Daria Morgendorffer once said: “There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can’t be improved with pizza.” A truer statement has never been spoken. After all, pizza is a great thing. (You can keep your Domino’s, Pizza Hut, and other bullshit cheese/bread concoctions, though, because I live near the…