*This post contains spoilers for this week’s American Horror Story: Apocalypse episode “Traitor”* After last week’s thrilling return to the Murder House, Episode 7 was bound to sag, but “Traitor” had enough surprising returns and gross-out moments to hold us over. We opened with Dinah, the new Voodoo Queen and successor to Coven‘s Marie Laveau, ripping…
*This post has spoilers for the fourth episode entitled “Could It Be…Satan?” The Wiccan war is on like Donkey Kong as a brand new gang of Warlocks come face to face with the almighty Supreme, Cordelia Goode. The fourth episode of American Horror Story‘s eighth season brought us back into Michael Langdon’s past, and also…
*Spoilers for Season 8, Episode 3 of American Horror Story: Apocalypse* I bet you’ll never want to bob for apples ever again. (Besides the fact that it’s super gross…even for us non-germophones.) Is anyone ever really dead on American Horror Story? After eight seasons, that answer is a resounding no (at least not as early as…
SPOILER ALERT: Watch the episode “The Morning After” before reading this post. Cuz like…duh. There’s no way to bury this lead—did Evan Peters just bang…Evan Peters!? It’s a crude way to begin the blog (usually, I try to bury the self-imposed anal sex toward the end) but the Rubber Man returned to American Horror Story last…
The eighth season of American Horror Story premiered last night with a nuclear bomb heard around the world and spoiler alert: there weren’t enough hazmat suits to go around. It debuted to much fanfare following announcements that this season would finally be the long-awaited Murder House/Coven crossover, and that Jessica Lange would be reprising her…