YAAAS! Watch the ‘Jurassic World’ Trailer

Jurassic_WorldPlease excuse me as I write this blog in the voice of an excited 30-year-old 3rd grader. JK, Jay. JK.

This trailer for Jurassic World was supposed to come out during some boring sportsing game on Thanksgiving Day, but the Internet Gods have saved me the trouble of DVRing said game and fast-forwarding to the good stuff.

This new installment to the series is set 22 years after the horrific events of the original. The park is finally open to customers and looks super badass and radass…until it’s revealed that they did some science and created a DNA-genetically-modified-and-enlarged version of some dino or something, and that can’t be good for…well, anyone. Dinosaurs will get loose! Terror will ensue! I CAN’T WAIT!

Take a peek for yourself:


Opening in 3D, 2D and IMAX theaters on June 12, 2015, the movie stars Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Ty Simpkins, Jake Johnson, Nick Robinson, Irrfan Khan, Vincent D’Onofrio, BD Wong, Omar Sy, Judy Greer, Katie McGrath, Lauren Lapkus and Andy Buckley. It was written by Derek Connolly & Colin Trevorrow (both worked on Safety Not Guaranteed), and directed by Trevorrow.

This is really big, you guys. More velociraptors! More Chris Pratt! More dismembered idiots who think it’s a good idea to stand near dinosaurs!

More Jurassic Park. Bring it.

2 thoughts on “YAAAS! Watch the ‘Jurassic World’ Trailer

  1. I haven’t even watched the trailer yet because I’m at work. But I don’t need to see it to know it’s going to look GREAT.

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