My friend’s boyfriend sent her this thing that he got from a link somewhere, which turned out to be from Reddit, where some guy got it from God knows where. PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY INTERNET because this one’s a real keeper.
And don’t you be frontin’, kid. Quit trying to act like Jurassic Park isn’t the BEST movie about a fake dinosaur park that goes nuts and tries to kill all the humans EVER. But you see? The velociraptors were really just misunderstood!
I bet the entire plot of Jurassic World (you know, next year’s most glorious film of the summer) will be all about the velociraptors trying to make amends.
Thanks to DoomBoogens for the link!