Apparently two teams were throwing a ball around yesterday, but the true winner of Super Bowl whatever-number-it-was: Katy Perry’s shark. Not both of them, per se, but specifically the one on the left…Ms. Perry’s right. As you can tell from this gloriously crafted Vine, one shark is busting some sweet and summer-y choreography. This shark…
Today I was going to blog about the disappointment I’m experiencing from the show Marry Me, or a compare/contrast post discussing The Skeleton Twins vs. Girl Most Likely (that Kristen Wiig is a fucking delight, people), but then I found some sushi cats and threw every other idea I had out of my brain space.…
For a lil ol’ blogger such as myself, seven years is geriatric. I was 23 when I started this blog. Now, I’m a little older…I’m a little wiser…actually I’m not that much wiser, and when I pretend to be, things get sweaty. I’m still sitting at the same laptop, wasting my time and yours, and,…
If there’s one Internet fad I’m getting sick of – and I sure as hell hope it’s a fad – it’s listicles. These “Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About ____” lists that have infested, and subsequently, rotted the Internet. And it’s not just those types of lists, but all quizzes, GIF-jammed whatevers, and “You…
Congratulations! If you’ve purchased this magnicifent ornament, chances are you just won your company Yankee Swap! You are a WINNER and should be very proud of yourself. Really take some time to pat yourself on the back for a job well done. This manly Santaur is every woman’s wet dream. With his killer six-pack abs…
The holidays are sort of great, but also kind of suck. You have to feign niceties not only with your own family and friends, but also with their entire networks of hipsters, loser-douches, co-workers, and other people you really don’t give the slightest fuck about. How will you ever survive those awkward soirees full…
Happy Thanksgiving to all the TLW readers and Followers and Fans out there! I am grateful that you sometimes choose to waste spend your time here on The Littlest Winslow, so cheers! Eat lots, drink even more and enjoy your day! To everyone else, I HOPE YOUR HOLIDAY SUCKS. I’m kiiiidding! Happy Thanksgiving to all, and…
There are states where anyone over the age of 21 can smoke weed without fear of arrest or persecution. That shit is pretty nucking futs, amiright!? For some unknown reason, a group of filmmakers got together and hung out with three adorable grandmothers who, for various reasons, had never “done pot” before. (That’s not a quote…
You should probably call your mom and tell her about this. Maybe even alert the president. Because this exists. Check out these tiny, mini, adorable bottles that allow you to carry sriracha sauce everywhere you go. That’s right, kids. With Sriracha2Go, you can pack heat with you wherever you go, and even carry it on your…
Wet Hot American Summer is one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces ever produced. That is not an opinion, but rather, the opposite of that. It is a fact. If you haven’t seen the 2001 David Wain Cult Comedy, then you simply haven’t lived. I wish I could strap you to a chair and staple…