There is a Golden Girls-themed Clue game coming out soon. What else could you people possibly need to know!? According to USAopoly: The Golden Girls Clue® features a custom illustrated game board, where players attempt to solve the crime of WHO ate the last piece cheesecake, WHAT they left at the scene of the crime,…
Since we’re not 10 years old, we all know that Valentine’s Day is fucking stupid. I mean, you should definitely tie each other up, spank each other or do whatever other freaky-deaky bedroom thangs you’re into, but you don’t need a corporate holiday to tell you to get down. A couple years ago I put…
If dog years equal seven human years, then internet years must equate to at least 12. Which would make this lil site-a-roo here like 108. TLW is old AF. It’s basically dead already. But since TLW is still very alive and kicking, I guess we’re entering zombie territory. I don’t know. I don’t know how…
Fuck you, 2016. I know you’re just an inanimate series of days strung together, but you’re still a dick. The internet agrees, too. Check out this genius trailer that turns 2016 into the straight up horror movie that it was. The disaster reel includes the death of all our favorite celebrities, a gorilla that millennials won’t shut…
…but I don’t feel fine. Look, this is a pop culture blog so I’m not going to get into the thick of it here. But I feel it bears mentioning that I’m extremely scared for the future of our country. We should be setting a good, progressive example for the rest of the world, yet…
We all know Snoop D-O-Double-G probably has a killer brownie recipe, but who knew his interests would extend to mashed potatoes and Martha Stewart? In this older clip from Martha, the lifestyle maven teaches Snoop how to make her mother’s classic potato recipe. Here’s the highlight reel: -“Skizzin.” Yup. -Snoop is high AF. (“Par-kaaaaaay!”) -Over two-minutes in,…
This pool float will transcend your average pizza party, because now, your pizza party can be IN THE POOOOOOOL. This best-floatie-ever will set you back $34 on Amazon. While it’s a little pricey to buy your own entire pie, have your friends BYOP – the raft comes with a bungee connector that helps you link…
As if we needed another reason to love Kristen Bell. Girl loves sloths, (like, a lot) and is amazing and is VERONICA MARS. She goes on Ellen and is adorable, and Kickstarts shit that makes millions of cash monies in a matter of hours. Nbd, guys. So when Bell and husband Dax Shepard went to…
Christmas is in a week? Well, shit. Skip the laundry list of crap you have to do (Happy HOLIDAAAAAYS!) and instead, sit and ponder with me about the legitimacy of some of your favorite holiday classics. Like “Baby It’s Cold Outside.” I mean, it’s a little rapey, right? If you don’t see the connection here,…
In what can sort of be viewed as a non-musical sequel to his “Sports Song,” Weird Al took a starring role in a new parody video posted by The Kicker, a new comedy site launched by Saturday Night Live writer Bryan Tucker. Sure the site is a sports-comedy site and probably doesn’t share my opinion…