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Foods That Don’t Have Bacon

Vampire's Kiss Margarita Teaser

Suck On This Vampire’s Kiss Margarita

[Ed. Note – Check out this guest post by Andrew Noles from Your Best Halloween Ever! Every Tuesday is BOOzeday on his site, but check it out for Halloween crafts, food items, playlists, and more.] Ah, the margarita. If I’m being honest, margaritas aren’t usually my drink of choice (tequila and I have never gotten along),…

October 15, 2018 in Foods That Don't Have Bacon, Related Tomfoolery.
Golden Girls

Eat This Hot Slut (It’s the Golden Girls Hot Sauce, Ya Perv)

If you love hot sauce and TV equally, well, then you and I should be pals. Thanks to the online shop Always Fits, you can get your hands on four different Golden Girls themed hot sauces, including the spicy Blanche-inspired Hot Slut. The four different sauces are: Bea Spicy – A jalapeno-based sauce for Bea…

March 6, 2018 in Foods That Don't Have Bacon, Related Tomfoolery.
Killer Donuts

The Trailer for ‘Attack of the Killer Donuts’ is All We Need Right Now

I don’t know how to say this, but Attack of the Killer Donuts is a movie about donuts that eat you. There’s really no other way to build up to that. It’s like Killer Klowns From Outer Space meets Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, except with donuts? (Sure, let’s go with that.) The synopsis reads: A chemical…

November 22, 2017 in Foods That Don't Have Bacon, Horror.
PIZZA

IMPORTANT: This Giant Inflatable Pizza Slice Floatie

This pool float will transcend your average pizza party, because now, your pizza party can be IN THE POOOOOOOL. This best-floatie-ever will set you back $34 on Amazon. While it’s a little pricey to buy your own entire pie, have your friends BYOP – the raft comes with a bungee connector that helps you link…

June 6, 2016 in Foods That Don't Have Bacon, Related Tomfoolery.
pizza farm

Concerned about Your Family’s Health? Welcome to Nick Offerman’s Pizza Farm!

Nick Offerman is concerned about the youth of America. With the government telling us we should provide healthy alternatives for children in our school systems, “Farmer Daniel” seems to have the answer: welcome to the pizza farm! On the farm, there are “acres of pizza, kissed by the sun, stretching as far as the eye can see.” Sounds…

April 22, 2016 in Foods That Don't Have Bacon.
GreenportFire

Hot Sauce Tasting at Long Island’s Greenport Fire

Hot sauce is happiness. Plain and simple. When presented with two culinary options, I will ten times out of ten choose the option that goes better with hot sauce (because food is simply a vehicle allowing us to choose our appropriate fiery condiment). This past weekend, I stumbled upon Greenport Fire while gallivanting around Greenport,…

August 13, 2015 in Bacon, Foods That Don't Have Bacon.

Chewed and Reviewed: Turkey Perky Jerky!

There’s only one thing I love more in life than a good hot sauce and that’s a chewy, flavorful bag of scrumptious beef jerky. (Well, that’s not true. I don’t love anything more than I love hot sauce. Well, maybe bacon…sorry, the wife!) Fine. So hot sauce and bacon are like way, way high on…

April 16, 2015 in Foods That Don't Have Bacon.

Ben and Jerry’s May Have A New Flavor Soon: Cannabis Infused Ice Cream

In a recent interview with HuffPost Live, Ben & Jerry’s founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield hinted that they’d be open to a higher level of experimentation in the future, should the law allow it. The duo hinted that should the legal hurdles be knocked down, the company would consider making a cannabis-infused ice cream.…

March 5, 2015 in Foods That Don't Have Bacon.

Jack White Knows Exactly How He Likes His Guacamole

By now, my lady Internet, you have surely heard about Jack White and his precious guacamole. If your virgin ears have not heard this appetizing piece of news yet, here’s the skinny: Jack White played a show at the University of Oklahoma and the little turd-nuggets who work for their student newspaper leaked his rider. Part of…

February 12, 2015 in Foods That Don't Have Bacon, Music, Related Tomfoolery.

Bibimbap Recipe: Korean Deliciousness from ‘The Lusty Vegan’

I am a sort of fat kid who sort of eats Paleo style. When I’m not melting cheese on everything and counting the ripples of fat in my stomach, I generally eat pretty healthy – minimal dairy and wheat, maximum fruits, veggies and MEAT. I realize this doesn’t make me the prime candidate for the…

November 15, 2014 in Books, Foods That Don't Have Bacon.

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