[Ed. Note – Check out this guest post by Andrew Noles from Your Best Halloween Ever! Every Tuesday is BOOzeday on his site, but check it out for Halloween crafts, food items, playlists, and more.] Ah, the margarita. If I’m being honest, margaritas aren’t usually my drink of choice (tequila and I have never gotten along),…
If you love hot sauce and TV equally, well, then you and I should be pals. Thanks to the online shop Always Fits, you can get your hands on four different Golden Girls themed hot sauces, including the spicy Blanche-inspired Hot Slut. The four different sauces are: Bea Spicy – A jalapeno-based sauce for Bea…
I don’t know how to say this, but Attack of the Killer Donuts is a movie about donuts that eat you. There’s really no other way to build up to that. It’s like Killer Klowns From Outer Space meets Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, except with donuts? (Sure, let’s go with that.) The synopsis reads: A chemical…
This pool float will transcend your average pizza party, because now, your pizza party can be IN THE POOOOOOOL. This best-floatie-ever will set you back $34 on Amazon. While it’s a little pricey to buy your own entire pie, have your friends BYOP – the raft comes with a bungee connector that helps you link…
Nick Offerman is concerned about the youth of America. With the government telling us we should provide healthy alternatives for children in our school systems, “Farmer Daniel” seems to have the answer: welcome to the pizza farm! On the farm, there are “acres of pizza, kissed by the sun, stretching as far as the eye can see.” Sounds…
Hot sauce is happiness. Plain and simple. When presented with two culinary options, I will ten times out of ten choose the option that goes better with hot sauce (because food is simply a vehicle allowing us to choose our appropriate fiery condiment). This past weekend, I stumbled upon Greenport Fire while gallivanting around Greenport,…
There’s only one thing I love more in life than a good hot sauce and that’s a chewy, flavorful bag of scrumptious beef jerky. (Well, that’s not true. I don’t love anything more than I love hot sauce. Well, maybe bacon…sorry, the wife!) Fine. So hot sauce and bacon are like way, way high on…
In a recent interview with HuffPost Live, Ben & Jerry’s founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield hinted that they’d be open to a higher level of experimentation in the future, should the law allow it. The duo hinted that should the legal hurdles be knocked down, the company would consider making a cannabis-infused ice cream.…
By now, my lady Internet, you have surely heard about Jack White and his precious guacamole. If your virgin ears have not heard this appetizing piece of news yet, here’s the skinny: Jack White played a show at the University of Oklahoma and the little turd-nuggets who work for their student newspaper leaked his rider. Part of…
I am a sort of fat kid who sort of eats Paleo style. When I’m not melting cheese on everything and counting the ripples of fat in my stomach, I generally eat pretty healthy – minimal dairy and wheat, maximum fruits, veggies and MEAT. I realize this doesn’t make me the prime candidate for the…