I am a sort of fat kid who sort of eats Paleo style. When I’m not melting cheese on everything and counting the ripples of fat in my stomach, I generally eat pretty healthy – minimal dairy and wheat, maximum fruits, veggies and MEAT. I realize this doesn’t make me the prime candidate for the…
Everything you’ve heard is true: Fifty Shades of Grey really is one of the worst sagas ever to invade and tarnish our spectacular world of pop culture. In fact, I am now dumber for having read all 528 pages of it. Curiosity got the better of me, though, so I dove right into the Bible…
“He has an uncanny ability to cook up gadgets that we didn’t know we needed, but then suddenly can’t live without. A closed system may be the only way to deliver the kind of techno-Zen experience that Apple has become known for.” – Daniel Lyons, Newsweek End-to-end control of every product made. The ability to…
You probably know her as the dim-witted, selfish, attention-whore Kelly Kapoor on NBC’s The Office, but Mindy Kaling wants to be clear: She is no Kelly. Mindy would never fake a pregnancy for attention, nor a rape for that matter. She also wouldn’t consider driving away from the site of a vehicular manslaughter. She may,…
I always love a good Rock autobiography or documentary, but for some reason, it took me forever to pick up Nikki Sixx’s The Heroin Diaries. I loved getting The Dirt on Motley Crue – the band was one of my favorites growing up, and quite frankly, I still dig ’em. I think part of me…
There’s no question: Duff McKagan should not be fucked with. Being a part of Guns N’ Roses, one of the greatest rock outfits of our time, one would have to have some inherent fiery edge just to survive. He’s battled addiction and Axl Rose, and now he’s battling conspiracy theorists. At a recent signing for…
Mindy Kaling is, simply put, the shit. Most know her as Kelly Kapoor on The Office, but she’s also a writer on the show and co-executive producer as well, only confirming the fact that she’s better than you. On November 1, she adds “author” to her resume with her first book “Is Everyone Hanging…
After reading the thrilling conclusion to Tina Fey’s latest literary treasure, Bossypants, I’m confident that she and I would be the greatest of friends. In fact, she probably already wants to be my friend. If she had a Paris Hilton-esque reality show about finding said BFF, I would be a sure-shot victor, combining our wits…
This book’s been out for awhile now, but I just recently picked up a copy from my wonderful local library (to which my librarian recommended the “Pabst Blue Ribbon” entry). The book is everything you’ve come to know and love about the blog with the same name: witty and humorous writing that calls white people…
So I just finished Book 1 of The Sookie Stackhouse series by Charlaine Harris. Though not a bad read, it simply make me like it’s television counterpart that much more. This post is going to be spoilerific for Season 1 of True Blood and Book 1, Dead Until Dark. Reader beware! There are some key…