Even though I despise gender targeted marketing ploys (I don’t need “Man Scents” or Dude-packaging to make me want my home smelling awesome) I don’t despise this latest release from Yankee Candle: the “Mmm, Bacon” candle. Because BACON. I want it. I want it to hard. Who wouldn’t want the smell of bacon permeating throughout…
From the makers of Bacon Salt and Baconnaise comes a product that you never knew you wanted. Until now. Maybe. But probably not. J&D’s now has bacon condoms, but don’t worry: they don’t have the texture of bacon (because that would be…uncomfortable). The condoms do taste and smell like bacon though, so if you like some…
While perusing The Worley Gig one fine day, I stumbled upon this sexy bacon dish towel. So sexy, in fact, that I needed to make it my own. You can now clean your hands with glorious meat! It’s made of 100% polyester and is totally machine washable. You can grab one of your very own…
Credit where credit is due – props to Erica for posting this picture on my Facebook wall, which inevitably led me down an entire rabbit hole of bacon taco-y goodness. Sure the Interweb is always good for some fun pictures with clever sayings on them, but what if one of those simple little memes carried…
This bacon shower curtain sure does look tasty, and who doesn’t want to see tasty bacon every time they go to take a shower!? (OK, OK…even I admit that might be a little weird!) You can buy this insanely overpriced curtain over at Etsy for $65 plus shipping, but it’s too rich for my blood!…
I like bacon. You should like bacon too. Bacon is always delicious. Bacon is probably my favorite food group. I sometimes like to post about bacon, too! BACON! Thanks to Monk for sending this in!
You can all blame/thank DOOM! for this one!
I stole this from Bill’s Facebook friend Samantha. So…thanks!
Valentine’s Day really is the worst. Unless you’re under the age of 16, have been dating for under 30 days, or are just plain shallow as all hell, this blogger can’t seem to get his head around it. Do you really need a special, corporate-driven-and-created holiday to tell your special gal-pal or man-friend that his…
My darling valentine got me this glorious gift set of assorted bacon chocolates by Vosges Gourmet Chocolates! This tasty little package came slam-packed with: One 3 oz Mo’s Bacon Bar, One 3 oz Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar, Two Flying Chocolate Pigs, Mini Mo’s Bacon Bar, Mini Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar, ¼ lb Bacon Caramel Toffee,…