Bacon Turkey! Because the Internet.

Thanksgiving is almost here and that means most Americans will eat the equivalent of 10 meals that day, while most people in the world have 0 meals, and also that we’ll be celebrating the massacre of a bunch of Native Americans because we’re entitled and HEY, THIS LAND IS OURS NOW. #Murica. If you’re going…

Pizza Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

A very wise Daria Morgendorffer once said: “There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can’t be improved with pizza.” A truer statement has never been spoken. After all, pizza is a great thing. (You can keep your Domino’s, Pizza Hut, and other bullshit cheese/bread concoctions, though, because I live near the…

I Want These Bacon Peanut Butter Cannoli Inside Me

It’s been a while since my last bacon post, but magically, like a gift from heaven (aka tablespoon.com), this recipe fell into my lap: Bacon. Peanut butter. Cannoli. Food porn time: How do you create such a work of art? Nay. A work of perfection. Here’s the skinny: Ingredients: 6 slices bacon 1/4 cup full fat…

4B Festival New Haven, 2 B’s Short

Bourbon, bacon, beer and barbeque. Who wouldn’t love a festival full of all those mouth-watering B’s? Created by Digital Surgeons/David Salinas, 4B celebrated its inaugural year on Saturday at The Old Swimsuit Factory in New Haven. With a concept so appetizing, it’s regrettable to report that not many of its attendees were celebrating along. Before…

Bacon-ize Your Favorite Movies

I just unfollowed someone for tweeting: “No one with anything interesting to say gushes about bacon.” Well, fuck that guy, because BACON. Ya hear? Curtis sent me this fun image and because I wish it was eternally Friday, I’m going to bacon-ize some of my favorite movies. For no reason whatsoever, except to say the…

Transform Your iPhone into a Bacon Scent Alarm Clock

That might be the most ridiculous headline I’ve ever written. Is this real? How can it be so? How does it work? So many questions. Here is what we do know: Oscar Mayer has created a device that will attach to your phone and emit the scent of bacon right when your alarm goes off.…

Happy October Halloween Fans!

IT’S OCTOBER! – aka the best month of the YEAR (sorry, June…and that’s saying a lot considering that’s my birthday month). But candy, Halloween, horror movies, Fall in New England – what’s not to love about that!? So Happy October people. Because it kicks ass. You know what else kicks ass? Vodka and bacon. Maybe…

105 Years Old and Still Eating Bacon

When this Texas grandma was asked what helped her live to the ripe ol’ age of 105, she responded: Bacon. (High-five, Granny!) Oscar Meyer then delivered her cases of bacon. And she rode in the weiner-mobile thing. I hope I’m still eating bacon at 105. Yanno. If I’m still alive and kicking. Bacon! Thanks to…