I just unfollowed someone for tweeting: “No one with anything interesting to say gushes about bacon.” Well, fuck that guy, because BACON. Ya hear?
Curtis sent me this fun image and because I wish it was eternally Friday, I’m going to bacon-ize some of my favorite movies. For no reason whatsoever, except to say the word “bacon” a lot.
The Breakfast Bacon.
The Good, the Bad, and the Bacon.
The Return of the Bacon.
Bacon Takes Manhattan. (I realize this could be either “Muppets” or “Jason” and I’m fine with either.)
The Texas Bacon Massacre.
All About Bacon.
The Silence of the Bacon.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Bacon.
I’ll take, “How to Kill Time at Work” for $500, Alex.