Welcome back to ALFriday where we talk about something Alfy for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Because.

Check out these opening credits, and then let’s break it down. Cuz this shit is bonkers.

OK, first of all, how the HELL did a furry alien from outer space learn how to use a video camera? So dude just drops into their garage and is like, “Oh, hey! A video camera!” and just becomes Quentin Tarantino? Shit is SKETCH. Letting an alien live in your home. Maybe. Letting an alien live in your home and film your every move for God only knows what reason? HIDE YO KIDS. HIDE YO WIFE.

Someone should’ve cast Max Wright as The Monopoly Man in Ace Ventura 2. Just sayin’.

You know what? Maybe Sketchball Alf and I have something in common. If I was a weirdo alien trying to learn more about the human race, I’d probably film the milfy mom in the shower, too. Maybe I’d do it even if I wasn’t trying to learn more about the human race. I don’t know – I’m with Alf on this one.

Why is the daughter talking on the phone in the closet!? Is she a sex line operator or something? This is also super sketch. Definitely makes some material for the investagatory journalist that is Alf.

Note to the son: Lose the fucking hat. CAN’T. EVEN.

Alf is such a dick, too. “Thanks for letting me crash here…literally. I’m gonna eat your cat and your pie!” Pick one, asshole. If you must.

Alf is pretty cool, but man, what a creepster.